Dave Daubenmire, aka ‘Coach Dave’, spends most of his time ranting about a variety of issues he claims are destroying the fabric of American Society via his “Pass The Salt Live” webcasts.
Last month the former high school football coach was banging on about the “sissification” of young American men:
Everywhere they go, [young men] are being sissified. They’re being sissified in school, they’re being sissified in church. They’re being sissified on the job, they’re being sissified in the home. The daddies have become sissies, the daddies won’t speak back to their bossy wives because they want to get laid and so mom runs the house, mom runs everything.
But in a later broadcast he excelled himself when he claimed that:
Masturbation is homosexuality. You’re having sex with a man. You get it? Now, you put images of a woman in your mind, but you’re having sex with a man.
Taken to its logical conclusion, his assertion means that around 90% of men are gay, as the infographic below, found in this Daily Dot report, shows.
The infographic is based on data from Indiana University’s National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior (NSSHB), which polled 5,865 Americans between the ages of 14 and 94. Some things about the data are not surprising: For instance, the infographic shows that men masturbate more often than women across the board, with 84.6 women age 24-29 reporting having masturbated versus 93 percent of men in that same age group.