Batman Parody: The Dark Knight Is Confused

Batman’s beginning to wonder if his movie makes any sense at all.

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  • Aratina Cage

    Maggie Ghyllenhaal’s Rachel was so much better in every way–yes, even hotter* in a more mature way–than Katie Holmes’ Rachel IMO. Maggie did an all-around better job of acting the part.

    *OK, OK. That’s a gay man’s perspective there.

    The biggest plot hole in any Batman story is that there is really only a handful of people who could afford all the vehicles and suits and technology and equipment that Batman uses. Discovering his identity would be a trivial concern even for people who had never seen a photo of Bruce Wayne.

    • Cafeeine

      The in-universe explanation has of course always been using the ‘Bruce Wayne’ persona as a fop, which would discourage the connection. But then the gadgets grew more numerous, the tech more intricate and the information-free culture that came after the internet make this increasingly unbelievable, which is why they recently had Bruce Wayne go public as Batman’s ‘financial backer’.

  • Aratina Cage

    And… I spelled her name wrong: Maggie Gyllenhaal.