I’ve been sent links to these two trailers, with an inquiry about which one I find scarier. I’m voting android, primarily because the shake-your-hand-held-camera has become so ubiquitous with horror movies that I’ve started taking motion-sickness tablets along with my popcorn during the previews before science fiction double-features at my local cinema.
Besides, the faux-computer text uses the phrase “The survivor’s story has never been told” – so, just the monster survives, right? GO RAPTOR!
Meanwhile, once we’re finished with flashbacks of Australian accents used in Jurassic Park, Michael Fassbender demonstrates that underplayed, smarmy blandness can freak. you. out – not unlike finding half a cockroach in your chocolate bar.