The Bible's Literally True… Or Not

I love it when people say the Bible is literally true, and then are confused or angry when you interpret it literally (fast-forward to 4min):

Just goes to show you that even fundies don’t get their morality from the Bible. We can all agree that some of what the Bible commands is immoral and we refuse to follow it.

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