Ever since the mini-biography on Pastor Melissa Scott, I’ve been getting emails addressed to her from people too stupid to realize the contact form on this site does not go to her inbox.
Now, I usually try to avoid name-calling. But it’s hard for me to understand how someone can come to a site that says “Unreasonable Faith” that has an article about Pastor Melissa’s risque history, and then use a contact form thinking they are emailing Melissa.
These people must really be something.
Here is a sampling of the emails I’ve received for Melissa (each paragraph is a separate email):
Melissa, i found you two weeks ago. I love the way you talk. I love your greek. If its raining,i can see your face. In my mind,and see rainbows. In the rain. Thats just a start of how wonderful YOU are. I watch every mondaynight.. Tammi
melissa, havent heard from you yet. But your picture went up on my model room wall today. I build model cars. So when i goof. instead of getting mad at myself i look up at you .And know you and god are with me. Oh and my friend i see god everday. I just look in the mirror. He is my father. Your friend tammi
Pastor melissa, maybe your not answering my e.ms because i didnt write pastor. If so,i,am sorry for that. I think your great. I watch you every mondaynight. I dont believe any bad crap they say about you on the internet. I would love to learn more of your greek. i prey soon or later you will return a e.m. well hope to hear from you soon. your friend, tammi…..
pastor melissa, yes i,am saying hello. How was your day?. I prayed to god today, that when i ckecked my e.ms. There would be one from you. (not yet) thats ok. Good news been telling all my friends about you,and to tune in to your sermon. My friends for the most part listen to me. Well will try again monday. Before your show. Your friend,tammi.
dear faith tell melissa scott that i love her very much i want to see her in heaven love jc
dear melissa, i believe thomas37 says “you must strip your self of earthly garments to see God!” your purpose, really great- ts in the religious field. your purpose of getting 3000 new members on sunday is huge but achievable. i listen on sw every nite. you get my spirits up!
dear melissa i cant wait to get to heaven.the first thing im gonna do when i get to heaven is go in my mansion and take off all my clothes and enjoy a smoke by myself then ill go and meet you by the river of life and give you a kiss all my love joe
Yes, I’m afraid these people are fracking nutjobs.
I would, however, like to see William Shatner read Tammi’s first email to beat poetry (like he did with Sarah Palin’s speech) — it might make a little more sense:
I love… the way you talk.
I love… your greek.
If it’s raining,
I can see your face.
In my mind,
and see rainbows.
In the rain.
Perhaps Tammi should consider poetry writing?