Kids who don’t fit in (duh).
People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.
Girls who can’t read. Or think.
People I would love to hang out with.
Guys I want to date.
Guys I want to sleep with. (The difference between the two Russian authors lies in the fact that I think the Underground Man is sexier than Pierre Buzukhov).
Workaholics seeking validation.
Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters)
Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a “phase”.
Ninth graders who think they’re going to be authors someday but end up in marketing.
People who like bondage.
People who can quote the Comic Book Guy from Simpsons.
Youth group leaders who picked their nose in the 4th grade.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Men who can’t lie but will instead be silent if they know you don’t want to hear the truth.
People who have their significant other grab them under the table in order to shut them up whenever someone else at a dinner says something absolutely ridiculous and wrong.
She missed an obvious one, though — people who say their favorite author is God…