The Rosary of the Unborn

If you’re a Catholic and want to fight abortion, there is a NEW and POWERFUL method for you to combat abortion — and it doesn’t require explosives! That’s right, for a limited time only, you too can purchase a special rosary to ask Mary to stop those evil abortionists:

The Rosary of the Unborn — The Most Powerful and Ultimate Weapon to End Abortion!

“The Rosary you see is Heaven’s way of describing to you the weapon that will overcome this evil of abortion. Heaven weeps for the cost of this great sin.”

Now Available! “Rosary of the Unborn Finger Cards”

They even have a message directly from Jesus about abortion:

“By your efforts, turn back the Hand of Judgment. Pray and sacrifice most especially for an end to the evil of abortion. This sin alone calls upon the wrath of God. He will act, if you do not act, to appease His Heart.”

But wait, there’s more!

“If your nation overturns legalized abortion, I will richly bless it by my favor. But if this sin continues with national approval, much will be stripped away.” (Message from Jesus, 10/14/2001)

I’m impressed. I’ve been trying to get an interview with Jesus for years and he’s never returned my calls. Maybe they can help me out.

If counting beads is “the most powerful and ultimate weapon to end abortion,” perhaps next they should make a Rosary for the Molested? Or does it only work for non-Catholic sins?

Oh, and if rosaries are not your thing, they also sell holy car magnets, label pins, keychains, and water bottles. Praise be to Jesus’ Mother’s Holy Hymen!

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