While perhaps not quite as insane as TimeCube, the Million Dollar Horse website has developed its own special brand of crazy. (or, maybe, it’s just a clever Poe…)
I wonder though, what’s their deal with Jews? Do crazy conspiracy nuts tend toward antisemitism as a default? If so, what does that mean for Jewish conspiracy nuts?
Those two sites are schizophrenic. Don’t the authors take their meds? The only Jewish conspiracy I can think of was the fictional creations of god, the law, sin and god’s word. We’ve been suffering ever since.
I giggled myself silly reading this. It’s a joke.
Yep, definitely a joke.
…you are a pompous creature marcy!
the NCAA reference and the “parking on weekends = ILLEGAL”, come-on, definitely a poe. I’m calling shenanigans.
And that stuff about Marcy and the restraining order. Definitely a bit.
Ya gotta have a heckuva lot more imagination than me to be that screwy.
UN (United Nations) + CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) + NCAA (National College Athletic Association?) will take over America>? Seriously?
Let’s all just look on this statement with amazement and awe.
I’m sure this is a poe. Not so sure about Time Cube tho….
Wow… just wow. How would one even stumble across such amazing use of HTML? :-) Crazy doesn’t cut it. The Marcy stuff is hilarious.
Ive visited Time Cube on occasion, and browsed through the insanity.
Theoretically, one person actually wrote all that. My big question, has any single person actually read all of it? It’s quite a bit of work, and Im impressed at the stamina of the guy (no gal could be that crazy. Not that girls aren’t crazy, just different crazy) put into it.
I seriously wonder if it was the collaboration of a group of pranksters, or one seriously deluded man.
Timecube is the brainchild of a man named Gene Ray, who refers to himself as “Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic,” and also as “The Wisest Human on Earth.” He used to have his own Wikipedia page, but now I think that has been moved to the Timecube page. He is definitely schizophrenic, his site is definitely not a poe, and I have even seen an interview with him (he is marginally more comprehensible when speaking than when writing). He was not always quite as crazy as he is now, by the way.
It’s a Poe, Marcy!
Million Dollar Horse is amusing, almost Pythonesque in its humor. Whether that was intended or not by the author is another question, but the smart money’s on poe.
Time Cube is just deeply incomprehensible.
I just wonder if whomever came up with either site(authored) spoke english as their first language.
The Jewish nation being kept as slaves in ancient Egypt. Does that count as a conspiracy theory? Or is it just made up history?
Technically a Myth, I think.
There appear to be strong links between Egyptian and Hebrew religion. Over the years I’ve seen various attempts to place proto-Jewish people in Egypt or to find evidence of the Exodus, but nothing very convincing thus far. The idea that the Jews originated from an amalgam of Bedouins and other enslaved groups, and that they became monotheists and emigrated or were kicked out after the death of Akhenaten has a certain romantic appeal.
I too, call Poe.
It is bone-chilling though, to imagine the NCAA in charge of the entire world, when they can’t figure out a system for college football playoffs. Oh, the horror…
I was ignoring this as just a stupid panicy website till I read this, “PARKING ON WEEKENDS = ILLEGAL”!
OMGWTFFLAMINGBBQ NOBODY TAKES MAH FREEE PARKING!!!! OMG RAGE PARKING RAGE RAGE!!!