Girl Teen Exorcist Force, GO!

This is apparently a real thing in the world. Jerry Coyne wrote about it, but it took some convincing to get me to believe it.

Reverend Bob Larson, who is infamous for performing exorcisms, has decided to become a franchise of sorts. According to the Daily Mail, Larson has “100 teams of trained exorcists working all over the world,” but those pesky demons are still getting out of hand.

One on Larson’s crack exorcist squads consists of five teenage girls, one of which is Larson’s daughter. This is weird enough that it earned the full treatment from NMA News, the Taiwanese animated news service.