Comet Elenin

We’ve already seen Preacher Paul Begley go into hysterics over Comet Elenin. Now our favorite prophet from the Adirondacks, William Tapley, has written a song all about the ball of ice:

Merciful Moloch, that hurt. Anybody want to test their autotune skills on this?

Via American Jesus, who I’ll forgive … eventually.

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