Christians are notorious for terrible billboards. Here are some of the worst…
1. Anti-God is Anti-American
2. “Well, you did ask for a sign.” -God
Yes, but not another man-made one.
3. The POPE is the ANTI-CHRIST
Free proof? That’s stupid… people dumb enough to believe this would pay money for the “proof.”
4. Judgment Day – May 21, 2011
The Bible guarantees it? I see that worked out well.
5. Christmas starts with baby Jesus ultrasound
Um… baby Jesus had an ultrasound? And he had a physical halo that it picked up? Or maybe this is the 2nd coming of baby Jesus?
6. “We are no longer a Christian nation.”
But they get mad when people “quote mine” the Bible.
7. Atheist: Someone who believes that nothing made everything
Christian: Someone who believes that something must create everything except for the something.
8. Homosexuality is a sin!
But let’s not talk about divorce, gluttony, lying, hate, pride…
9. Heaven or Hell?
Aw, hell, I’ll pick heaven I guess.
10. Godless boy will kill you
…because if this boy isn’t raised by right-wing nutjobs with guns, he’ll find one and kill you with it.
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Put your favorite terrible Christian billboards in the comments below… :)