Coffee Klatch with Jesus

A moment of zen from Jon Stewart:

For those of you who can’t see this video: Stewart introduces a Fox News clip where they are speaking to four women who have set up a billboard that reads “I Miss Hearing You Say ‘Merry Christmas’ – Jesus.” Apparently the idea was born when the women were thinking about what Jesus would say to them if he were having coffee at their kitchen table.

I’m sure this could get more vapid, but I fail to see how. Via Jesus Needs New PR.

Maybe these women would change their tune if they knew how Jesus really felt about the holiday:

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  • Miles R.

    If it’s Jesus versus Santa Claus that you want, you should go to the locus classicus.

  • Rob Jase

    Satan shouldn’t be too proud, after all Yahweh made people the way they are and knew what they would do. Yahweh is the real power behind Satan.

    • T

      “Yahweh is the real power behind Satan.” = bumper sticker gold

  • Emac

    I like the Jesus in a suit. But he still looks like a dirty hippy.

  • Melody

    I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. (Sorry, couldn’t resist since Carly Simon’s playing!)

  • RickRay1

    Do people in general know that Christmas wasn’t legal in the U.S. until 1870? Why is Christianity known as the “copycat” religion. I’ll let you PAGANS figure that one out by doing some research. You know, reading books, watching documentaries, looking for info on the internet, research, facts, truth etc.

    • Michael

      Do people in general know that Christmas wasn’t legal in the U.S. until 1870?

      I think you mean it wasn’t a federal holiday until 1870. It’s not like the fed stopped you from celebrating Christmas.

      • Rob Jase

        The Puritans did though. You know, those folks that today’s Christians are always claiming to imitate while they actually do the opposite.