Santa and Baby Jesus

WTF?

santa and baby jesus wtf

On the other hand, they’re both mythical creatures — so I guess this is perfectly appropriate.

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30 Responses to Santa and Baby Jesus

  1. Michael Mock says:

    Kenny Rogers came to visit the baby Jesus?

  2. Noelle says:

    Anything next to a babe in a manger is a good Chritmas picture.

    Anything next to Santa makes for a good Christmas picture.

    The two together are like the freaking wonder twins. Anyone who doesn’t like this doesn’t like Christmas.

  3. Isabel says:

    I’d be more comfortable is there was also an unicorn as well.

  4. UrsaMinor says:

    Santa: Balthazar, Caspar, or Melchior?

  5. FO says:

    Santa is sad because baby Jesus is dead? oO

    • UrsaMinor says:

      No. Santa is sad because leaving a baby in the manger where the livestock can eat it is a traditional form of infanticide, and he can see how this is going to turn out.

  6. Lynne says:

    Looks like something Elvis would’ve given to an orphanage.

    “Merry Christmas, kids! Swing by m’ mansion anytime for some Tang and Cheese Whiz!”

  7. Lone Wolf says:

    “and one day you little half-breed rape baby, I will usurp you and I will be the new god and all will worship me!

  8. MahouSniper says:

    Well, he is SAINT Nicholas. Is it so odd to see a Saint kneeling before Jesus?

    • JohMWhite says:

      Jesus predates Saint Nicholas by a few hundred years. Also, Santa ostensibly was created to deliver presents on Christmas once the festival was actually established. The idea of him appearing at the first one, in his 20th century attire, seems a bit convoluted. Unless there’s a TARDIS somewhere in the background…

  9. Justice Gustin says:

    Looks to me like he’s about to suffocate baby j with his hat.

    After all, Santa is just an anagram of Satan.

  10. vasaroti says:

    Shhhh! Nobody tell the fundies that St. Nick was a Catholic bishop!

  11. UrsaMinor says:

    I think we should all set this highly controversial and historically murky “Santa” meme aside and go with the Hogfather.

  12. joe says:

    Santa is Tebowing baby Jesus. Just kidding. On a more serious note. Did it ever occur to anyone that Santa is Jesus in his twilight years? Jesus rebranded himself to stay popular. Think about it. It makes perfect sense.

  13. Dave Wyman says:

    Three mythical creatures – Jesus, Santa, and the guiding star.

  14. Malvond says:

    I’m craving some Cherry Garcia right now.

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