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Why, oh why, do they always portray Jesus as a white protestant? Surely he would have looked more…um…Middle Eastern?
Nope, Jesus was a white man, like all good hearted people all. Don’t you read the bible?
Nonsense! Every one knows that Jesus had blue eyes and long blond hair, just like Max VonSaddow
Nah, Jesus was Chinese. I’m sure!
Pff, heretic…every one knows he was black like his mother
Wait… I thought the first miracle he performed was being born white…
Wait… We have another Ty? Now I’m confused :-/
They got it wrong. That pic is the baby jesus Norwegian cousin. He’s much better looking than the middle eastern one, ‘specially to the western audience that they registered the image, burned it onto toast and made it god or similar.
You mean like: http://blacktable.com/gillin041202.htm
Or maybe: http://www.product-reviews.net/2010/09/15/jesus-toaster-from-burnt-impressions-llc-is-this-right/
Wow – I’m awaiting moderation…
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