Why, oh why, do they always portray Jesus as a white protestant? Surely he would have looked more…um…Middle Eastern?
Ty
Nope, Jesus was a white man, like all good hearted people all. Don’t you read the bible?
Tim
Nonsense! Every one knows that Jesus had blue eyes and long blond hair, just like Max VonSaddow
http://argama.deviantart.com/ Sunny Ng
Nah, Jesus was Chinese. I’m sure!
Azel
Pff, heretic…every one knows he was black like his mother
Ty
Wait… I thought the first miracle he performed was being born white…
Custador
Wait… We have another Ty? Now I’m confused :-/
Robster
They got it wrong. That pic is the baby jesus Norwegian cousin. He’s much better looking than the middle eastern one, ‘specially to the western audience that they registered the image, burned it onto toast and made it god or similar.
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