God Before and After Reading the Bible

From Atheist Cartoons:

Atheists in the Evangelical Mind
For Sale: Purity Ring, Slightly Used
Ya Think?
Romance at Mars Hill
  • Anonymous-Sam

    If you do not meet my ransom demands, I will fire my “laser” at the polar ice caps, flooding the entire planet. I demand… ONE MILLION SACRIFICES.

    • FO

      But he’s doing it for some ineffable grand design of universe-domination!

      • Len

        F that.

        • Michael

          No, didn’t you read? It cannot be effed.

          • UrsaMinor

            Gee, you’re right.