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House: If You Could Reason With Religious People…

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  • Kim

    False. House is as much a fictional character as Jesus. Try again.

    • Ken

      True. But at least we have video of House.

    • Daniel Florien

      Fictional characters cannot say true things?

      • Elemenope

        Considering that Kim is apeing the Dwight Schrute “False.” meme (intentionally or not; seriously just read it in Rainn Wilson’s voice, it becomes hilarious), I’m gonna go ahead and chalk up this whole thread as a disastrous misadventure in referring to subsistent objects.

        • Noelle

          Well, if it’s Dwight’s kinda False then I like it. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

        • Michael

          I don’t think Dwight is a meme. Just another reaction face.

          • Elemenope

            Himself? No. But the “False. [Overly literal explanation follows].” macro is. It has multiplied and exploded (and mutated) all over pic boards.

    • Noelle

      If you attribute the quote to the writer does that make it better?

      There’s some deep shit covered in Charlotte’s Web, but people aren’t all like pfft spiders don’t talk.

      • Elemenope

        I did, but even as a kid I was kind of a jerk.

        • UrsaMinor

          Have you ever considered that they might just have tiny little voices that you haven’t been paying attention to?

          • Elemenope

            I’m sure that five-year-old me would have had several objections to the notion.

            • Jer

              Then you weren’t the kind of five year old who would have paid attention. So you’ll never really know.

            • Elemenope

              What did your spiders say to you? :)

  • Lurker111

    Needs to be on a billboard, if you can get the rights to use the actor’s image and line.

  • L.Long

    House may be fictional but then what separates him from jesus???

    Besides the actor is real and is also saying the same thing and is an atheist.


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