When You Listen To God…

Yes, this is exactly how it works.


  • Hitchslapper

    People who used to hear Ghod speaking….. used to be locked up in padded rooms!

    • UrsaMinor

      Nowadays we just elect them to public office.

  • L.Long

    Actually gawd does hear every word we send his way.
    His answer which is usually unheard is “So the phuck what, you insignificant worm!?! I’m busy!”

  • L.Long

    OOPS!! I just reread the sign…LOL…I just realized the sign is silly.

  • busterggi

    Does god also play charades? it might be worth it to invite him to a party if he does.

  • Ray

    In Soviet Russia, voices hear you.

    • The Other Weirdo

      LOL +1

  • Ken

    He hears you even better when you pay him.

  • Jer

    The louder you listen the softer he hears.

  • Lloyd

    When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. — Peter O’Toole