Kraft Dinner Atheist Checkmate

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Romance at Mars Hill
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  • Michael Mock

    Step 1. You’re right! It fits the bowl perfectly! It must have been DESIGNED for that!
    Step 2. Something that makes perfect sense, really, we promise.
    Step 3. So, Jesus!

  • Teleprompter

    “Checkmate, athiests.” Nice try. Next time, try “spellcheck, atheists”.

  • busterggi

    Actually the M&C is heaped up in the center of the bowl – if spread out evenly there would be a notable gap between the top of the M&C and the rim of the bowl – clearly the bowl was not designed to hold exactly that amount of M&C.

    Besides, one box of M&C contains TWO helpings therefor it should fill two bowls, not just one.

    • Yoav

      If the bawl doesn’t fit, you must reheat.

    • The Other Weirdo

      2 servings, you say? Does that mean I’m guilty of the sin of gluttony? Apparently I’ve been eating them wrong for 30-odd years.

  • Jer

    Cheese is not bright orange. Wait… they don’t even try calling cheese anymore do they?