People Passing Out Bibles On Campus Today…

People passing out Bibles on campus today.

Took one, acted all flustered that someone had recognized me, signed the inside cover and handed it back with a handshake and said, “Always nice to meet a fan.”

Now it’s worth more.


For Sale: Purity Ring, Slightly Used
Do You Know Noah?
Romance at Mars Hill
The Dome Overhead
  • Rover Serton

    So wrong on so many levels….. (love it!)

  • Mark

    This is awesome!

  • The Other Weirdo

    Hilarious. So wrong, and also so right.

  • Hitchslapper

    Thanks for the toilet paper………….

  • Matt

    This is genius. I will seriously do this every time someone offers me a bible from now on!!

  • RickRay1

    Gladly take it and stash it with other books under “Fairy Tales Developed by Mankind”.

    • John C

      Haven’t you heard, Rick…fairy tales really do come true. In fact, you’re part of One and you don’t even know it!

      • Kodie

        I take issue with your usage of the words “true” and “fact” when you are only going by your delusions and have no proof or any intention of providing evidence for proof. This works for you only because you believe it, but you have no business expressing it as a truth or asserting that it is fact.

        • Kodie

          I.e., believing something and it being true are two different things that don’t necessarily overlap.

  • Robster

    They call their bible book thingy “the world’s best selling book”. They don’t sell them, if they did there’d be fewer around than there’s evidence of the baby jEsus. They give them away with gay abandon. What a wicked waste of resources that old book of childish myth is. But hey, it’s good for the non believing community, people that read the bible thingy often wake up to the silliness of the whole sordid story.

  • Paul

    Of course you could stab them, burn the stack of bibles and declare it a heathen attrocity to print it in anything but Aramaic or Latin. Will be a bit dodgy explaining it to the police but it would win 10 out of 10 for style. You may even want to leave out the stabbing bit and just burn the books.