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Just in case you were wondering…
(via Joe Carter)
Alrighty, then. All you need is a cake, a $5 million home with a fabulous swimming pool, and three terrified birds in a basket.
Also note…it must be very, very white. People, attire, doves, cake, and attitude.
And keep the boob shit on the down low. At least until the next day. After all, were talking “purity” here.
Yep. Remember to not be boobilicious when dipping a woman wearing a white dress into a pool.
Clearly the maker of this video thinks that Aussies are beyond hope when it comes to style, as all I get is a little note saying that the video is unavailable in my country. Do you think perhaps we have the wrong type of terrified birds?
Consider yourself lucky. This is one of those videos that make me a bit ashamed to be from the US. Are we really all this superficial.
Also not viewable here in Thailand. Should I feel bad, or perhaps fortunate?
Someone needs to forward this to “The Colbert Report” … PRONTO!
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