How to Have a Stylish Baptism

Just in case you were wondering…

(via Joe Carter)

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You Can’t Keep a Bad Man Down
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  • UrsaMinor

    Alrighty, then. All you need is a cake, a $5 million home with a fabulous swimming pool, and three terrified birds in a basket.

    • Spirula

      Also note…it must be very, very white. People, attire, doves, cake, and attitude.

      And keep the boob shit on the down low. At least until the next day. After all, were talking “purity” here.

      • JohnMWhite

        Yep. Remember to not be boobilicious when dipping a woman wearing a white dress into a pool.

  • Mogg

    Clearly the maker of this video thinks that Aussies are beyond hope when it comes to style, as all I get is a little note saying that the video is unavailable in my country. Do you think perhaps we have the wrong type of terrified birds?

    • drax

      Consider yourself lucky. This is one of those videos that make me a bit ashamed to be from the US. Are we really all this superficial.

    • Jing-Reed

      Also not viewable here in Thailand.
      Should I feel bad, or perhaps fortunate?

  • Patrick

    Someone needs to forward this to “The Colbert Report” … PRONTO!