Jenny McCarthy Explains Herself

Yesterday we discussed Jenny McCarthy’s stage molestation of Justin Bieber, and how no one seems to care since it’s a woman doing it to a man (boy?).

McCarthy explained herself to reporters after:

I couldn’t help it, he was just so delicious, so little, and just, ahhhk, I wanted to tear his head off and eat it.

It was a little cougar scary but I took the opportunity in the window, considering I’ll never get to do it again, and kind of molested him.

Can you imagine how hilarious that would be [to be with Bieber]? It would be the cougar score of the century. ‘Jenny McCarthy dates Justin Bieber.’

I want some Bieber fever — and I want a Bieber rash. It’d be like cougar rape.

I think that might make it worse. What about you?

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