Why Evolution Is False

Once I planted a tomato seed and it came out a tomato.

CHECKMATE, EVILUTIONISTS!

  • UrsaMinor

    Planting tomato seeds and expecting them to evolve into watermelons is just ignorant. Everybody knows that the next stage in tomato evolution is the BLT sandwich.

  • drax

    I think this “letter” illustrates why we need to teach evolution in public schools. Much like the letter writer, most people don’t understand how it works.

  • Reginald Selkirk
  • Francesco

    obiviously this is a troll

    • kessy_athena

      Poe strikes again. I think it’s possible the authoring was being sarcastic and trying to show how ridiculous they think evolution is by exaggerating it. i.e., “Look how dumb evolutionists are, they think tomato seeds will turn into watermelons.” Or it could be a troll.

  • vasaroti

    Where was this printed, and did they print the writer’s name, so that people can laugh and point?

  • donna

    This shows the entire letter, with author name. http://forums.school-survival.net/showthread.php?tid=10309

  • Brian K

    Oh God. Knoxville, TN. This is a UNIVERSITY CITY, for FSM’s sake!

    (I spent two years there)

  • http://www.seditiosus.blogspot.com Schaden Freud

    You know, I wondered why that tomato plant I got is growing lots of little tomatoes all over it.


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