I Pity the Fool Who’s Left Behind

Cloud Ten Pictures is the Christian production company most known for the Left Behind pictures. They’re now producing a reboot, starring Nicolas Cage, and trying to give the series a polish, an expansion and the blockbuster treatment necessary to turn it into a real seller.

But Left Behind isn’t their first movie, or even their first end-times series. Their first movie was titled Apocalypse, and it started a series culminating in Judgement, released in 2001.

Left Behind fans may get giddy over having Nic Cage, but Judgement had … wait for it … Mr. T:

(via Christian Nightmares)

To give you some idea of Cloud Ten’s level, check out their 2010 documentary, Dinosaurs or Dragons?

Dragon images, legends and lore exist all over the world in many different cultures. But what if dragons were actually dinosaurs? Dinosaurs are often used to discredit the Bible, so what if their existence actually helps prove its veracity?

It even has its own adver-game, where you dig up fossils and get descriptions like, “Did you know that a carving of a stegosaurus has been found on an 800 year old Busshist temple deep in a Cambodian jungle? Without paleontology and with dinosaurs only being identified in 1840 … how did the people who carved that image know what to draw?

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  • SudoNim

    I thought this was gonna be ” Mr T’s guide to the Rapture”….

    Disappointed.. :(

  • lawn

    Wow, poor Nic is really scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

  • Bob Jase

    Whatta opportunity for a cross-over – if Marvel okays it we could see how the Ghost Rider would handle the apocalypse, I’d go to see that!

  • trj

    That Judgment trailer is quite something. Court room dramas have a way of bringing out ham acting and contrived plots. Combine it with Revelation and you’ve got a match made in heaven.

  • http://www.worldsworstmoms Tammy Soong

    That’s almost as good as finding a Robin Sparkles video.