Giant Floating Jesus

Wouldn’t you know it, I just bought a house and now it’s going to be eaten be a giant floating phantasmal Jesus head.

Oh yeah, I hear you snickering. “Whatsamatter, Vorjack, homeowners insurance not covering ‘snacks of God’?” Well, you’re going to be in for a rude shock soon. Those of us who play games like Katamari Damacy, or Tasty Planet know what’s going to happen. Jesus starts off with houses, but gets bigger and bigger, until …

That’s what I talking about. Even Galactus had to start somewhere.

  • http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/ Andrew Hall

    I left that Ultimate Nullifier around here somewhere…

  • http://theotherweirdo.wordpress.com The Other Weirdo

    Da hell did I just read? Did somebody float a helium-filled Jesus head in the sky and it tore loose and went on a rampage?

  • Reginald Selkirk

    Nice looking house.

  • Sunny Day

    Why does Jesus cry?
    Hes not omnipotent.

    • trj

      I think he has a belly ache. He looks like he gorged himself.

  • Rain

    Jesus is bigger than Jesus! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVwVlJydOdE

  • DSimon

    Does this mean that the Rapture is really a Royal Rainbow?


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