Giant Floating Jesus

Wouldn’t you know it, I just bought a house and now it’s going to be eaten be a giant floating phantasmal Jesus head.

Oh yeah, I hear you snickering. “Whatsamatter, Vorjack, homeowners insurance not covering ‘snacks of God’?” Well, you’re going to be in for a rude shock soon. Those of us who play games like Katamari Damacy, or Tasty Planet know what’s going to happen. Jesus starts off with houses, but gets bigger and bigger, until …

That’s what I talking about. Even Galactus had to start somewhere.

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