Don’t They Screen These People?

The most surreal moment of the entire government shut-down may be this diatribe by … wait for it … the House Stenographer:

“He [God] will not be mocked,” the stenographer, apparently named Molly, yelled into the microphone as she was dragged off by security. “The greatest deception here is that this is not one nation under God. It never was. It would not have been. The Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons. They go against God. You cannot serve two masters. Praise be to God. Praise be to Jesus.”

This from Gawker, who later correct themselves as to the stenographer’s name. It was Dianne Reidy.

Is she saying that this is a Godly nation, and therefore the Freemasons could not have written our Constitution? Is she saying they did write our Constitution? I’m a bit lost. Maybe she’ll clarify in her no doubt upcoming interview with Alex Jones.

Edit: It’s even funnier in conjunction with this XKCD comic:

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