Awkward Moments Children’s Bible

Looking for that perfect gift for the kids on your list?

Well, you’re better off not buying them a copy of the Awkward Moments (Not found in your average) Children’s Bible. Despite its colorful images and faithfully translated Bible stories, it’s clearly not for children. Unless your child likes images of dying unicorns:

And prepare to answer some interesting questions if you show them the story of Moses and God’s glory hole:

(via American Jesus)