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Benny Hinn, The Anointed One
by Lorette C. Luzajic Part 20 of the Pillars of Faith series Body Count The Bible says not to “touch God’s anointed,” and that’s how faith healer con artist Benny Hinn gets away with murder. Kings and prime ministers welcome him … Continue reading
Posted in Biography, Christianity, Fundamentalism, Hypocrisy
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Tony Alamo Gets Locked Up Forever
by Lorette C. Luzajic Part 19 of the Pillars of Faith series Blame it on “The Man” Tony Alamo, 74, is convinced that a demon possessed FBI and the pope are behind the plot to put him in prison, but this … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Cults, Hypocrisy
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Pat Robertson: A Diamond in the Rough
by Lorette C. Luzajic Part 18 of the Pillars of Faith series No Joke Skewering Pat Robertson, The Most Dangerous Man in America, in 700 words or less is no easy task. Where does one begin? Books, like the above … Continue reading
Posted in Biography, Christianity, Fundamentalism, Hypocrisy
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John Hagee Rides Again
by Lorette C. Luzajic Part 17 of the Pillars of Faith series Marching to Zion Fire and brimstone is alive and well. The San Antonio church, Cornerstone, boasts 19,000 members, and the ministry telecast spans 160 TV stations and some … Continue reading
Posted in Biography, Christianity, Fundamentalism
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Speak of the Devil: Bob Larson Does Reality TV
by Lorette C. Luzajic Part 16 of the Pillars of Faith series The Demon Test It was only a matter of time: exorcism, live on television. Bob Larson is The Real Exorcist, making the world a better place by scaring … Continue reading
Posted in Biography, Christianity, Weird
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The Devil Made Me Do It: Mike Warnke’s Ministry of Lies
by Lorette C. Luzajic Part 15 of the Pillars of Faith series As kids, we loved the devil. Satan was the topic in youth ministry that didn’t make us nod off. The apocalypse might keep us awake, too — white … Continue reading
Posted in Biography, Christianity, History
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Nothing Comes Between Me and My Calvin
by Lorette C. Luzajic Part 14 of the Pillars of Faith series Fall from Grace My personal “fall from grace” began with John Calvin. I was participating in Buy Nothing Christmas last year, and for Dad’s free gift, I decided … Continue reading
Posted in Biography, Catholicism, Christianity, History, Religion
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The Right Stuff: Dr. Patrick Johnston
by Lorette C. Luzajic Part 13 of the Pillars of Faith series Righter than the Right It’s beyond comprehension that the opponents of contraception and abortion are the same ones who think it’s communist to care for the underprivileged or … Continue reading
Posted in Abortion, Christianity, Fundamentalism, Sexuality
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Beverly LaHaye’s Dirty Laundry
by Lorette C. Luzajic Part 12 of the Pillars of Faith series Dirty Devotion I was ten when I learned that my duties to The Lord included picking up men’s crusty socks. I never forgot reading in the church library … Continue reading
Posted in Biography, Christianity, Fundamentalism, Politics
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Randall Terry's Theater of the Absurd
by Lorette C. Luzajic Part 11 of the Pillars of Faith series Life Doesn’t End at Birth I saw a bumper sticker that said “Life doesn’t end at birth” and that sums up everything wrong with militant anti-choice groups like … Continue reading
Posted in Abortion, Biography, Catholicism, Christianity, Hypocrisy
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