Author Archives: vorjack

Soldiers without Heaven

Our friend Justin Griffith recently contributed to an article about the US Army’s mandatory spiritual fitness test in the Pasadena Sun. However, what’s getting the most attention are the comments from Rev. Bryan Griem, who goes completely off the rails: … Continue reading

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Godly Advice

Finally we’ll get to know whether He prefers underhand or overhand. Actually, I’d kinda like to know the contents of this sermon. There’s basically nothing in the Bible about this topic, unless you try to rope in poor Onan. My … Continue reading

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Quote of the Moment: Torquemada

From Garry Wills’ article, Contraception’s Con Men Rick Santorum is a nice smiley fanatic. He does not believe in evolution or global warming or women in the workplace. He equates gay sex with bestiality (Rick “Man on Dog” Santorum). He … Continue reading

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Louis CK honors George Carlin

Two of our favorite comedians here at UF. Louis CK talks about how he drew inspiration from the career of George Carlin. Taken from a tribute to the late George Carlin at the New York Public Library hosted by Whoopi … Continue reading

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Trouble at TBN

Problems within the Crouch clan, the family that controls the Christian broadcasting company Trinity Broadcasting Network. According to The Orange County Register: The granddaughter of Trinity Broadcasting Network’s Paul and Jan Crouch has accused the world’s largest Christian broadcaster of … Continue reading

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Uses for an Abandoned Church

Americans buy too many Bibles. Just as a librarian who takes donations; that’s where all of them end up. Americans build too many churches. This is more of a problem, because they’re usually too large to fit in the library’s … Continue reading

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Purity Bear Strikes Back

Young couple in love … soft music … holding hands … deranged teddy bear … “He loves pizza too, but then he dumps the box as soon as he’s done with it.” Sometimes I think the whole “wait till marriage” … Continue reading

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They Warned Us This Was Coming …

The Christians warned us that this would happen if we legalized gay marriage. Now the BBC tells us that we’ve slid down another notch on the slippery slope: interspecies marriage. A ram and a deer are set to be “married” … Continue reading

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Singing in Tongues

Over the years, we’ve all been impressed by William Tapley and his musical misadventures. But now here’s a Pentecostal doing him one better: by singing in tongues! Truly a Christian Nightmare.

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Australian Cults

Bartholomew’s Notes on Religion points us to a distressing story coming out of Australia. It’s the story of Kylie and Nathan Zamprogno. According to Nathan, his wife was essentially brainwashed through use of the “repressed memory therapy” by an organization … Continue reading

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