I have found the traitor!

I have found that the more a religious figure rails against homosexuality, the higher the odds that they fondle penis in their spare time.

This lax standard of consistency apparently holds true of fishy atheist pugilists as well.  Whenever a noble atheist blogger defects to the side of justice in the battle to raise funds for Camp Quest, PZ immediately brands them a traitor.  But look what this picture reveals!

It is the maestro of mollusks himself sitting all chipper with god’s arm wrapped comfortably around his shoulder!  Next thing you know, he’ll be asking you for 10% of your income while he throws on his Rolex drives his jaguar to class.

You should give instead to the team wrestling with each other to be the next to give the good lord a solid intellectual kick in balls.  Give to Team Awesome!

To topple the Tyrant of Atheist Blogging, we will need your help. Check out Greta Christina’s most recent post, Jen McCreight’s most recent post, Adam Lee’s most recent post, and this post by me. Share them on your facebook wall! Make them your status! Tweet them! Encourage your friends to do likewise! Every little bit counts! Got $5 lying around? Toss it in the hat! It’s all for the kids (and the victory of Team Awesome). Show the world that atheists can band together to accomplish even the seemingly impossible!

Also, got fund-raising ideas? What would you like to see me do in exchange for money? I will totally be your dancing monkey in exchange for donations, just let me know what you want! Want to send me to church? Want me to journey to the creation museum, document everything, and do an in-depth blog all on my own dime? Want me to try and pull a cop over for speeding? How much is it worth to you? Let’s talk dollars here people!

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About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.