The bewhiskered one believes he has sprung a terrible trap. Earlier, Team Awesome put a litany of agonizing/humiliating promises on the line in order to gain the support of atheist nation. Immediately afterward, PZ instructed his minions to throw the match and watch us suffer. The way PZ tells it, he can now either throw the match and delight Team Awesome’s pain, or win outright, benevolently excusing us of our pledges of humiliation in the fight for fund-raising supremacy. Either way, he says, it is a victory for Pharyngula.
However, as do all villains, the pileous menace has forgotten something while he has taken the time to monologue…
So in order to win, I think it’s time for Team Awesome to take a dive and gtfo of PZ’s aquatic stronghold as it crumbles!
Or donate to us. Either way, the kids win.