Earth’s oldest fossils have been found in Australia by a team from the University of Western Australia and Oxford University. The microscopic fossils show convincing evidence for cells and bacteria living in an oxygen-free world over 3.4 billion years ago.
Fossils from microorganisms that were giving the middle finger to the universe 3.4 billion years before human beings dreamed up the concept of god. They didn’t give a fuck there was no oxygen.
Bacteria are totes legit.