Catholic Church Protecting Babies

I was sitting in my evil atheist lair this morning scheming like Loki on steroids. What can I make up about religion today to make it look horrible? I could say that a bunch of priests ganged up and kicked a puppy – no- a baby! Yes, they kicked a baby! No…they kicked 300,000 babies! It’s so evil! But is it too much? Would anybody believe it?

Then I read this

The latest scandal centres on baby-trafficking by Church, government officials and clinics over several decades. As many as 300,000 babies may have been the victims of a practise that saw infants taken from “morally or economically deficit” parents and sold to couples deemed more acceptable.

Seriously? How do satirists stay in business nowadays?

And how on earth did they manage to steal that many children?

Typically, doctors and nuns would tell mothers their babies had been born dead, or that they had died shortly after birth. Then they would sell the newborns to adoptive parents and forge all official documents.

The reaction from one of the doctors is very telling.

Dr Vella grabbed a metal crucifix standing on his desk. He moved towards me, branding it in my face. ‘Do you know what this is?’ he said, brandishing it in my face. ‘I have always acted in his name, always for the good of the children and to protect the mothers. Enough!’

One of two things has happened here. Either this guy (and all the Catholics involved) believed fully in god and faith simply doesn’t make people more moral, or they were brandishing religion to cover their asses because people see a piece of anything shaped into the simple shape of a cross and immediately (and foolishly) assume a strong moral compass.

Personally, I think it’s a little of both. Ain’t faith beautiful?

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When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.