Costume Decision

First – there be karaoke tonight!  You know what to do: leave suggestions in the comments.

I’m think I’m gonna go as Muscles Glasses from Epic Mealtime for Halloween.  Just need a grey t-shirt and a sharpie to write…

Bacon Strips and…
Bacon Strips and…
Bacon Strips and…
Bacon Strips and…
Bacon Strips and…

Then all I need is some aviator glasses, some muscles and to walk around all night with a piece of bacon in hand (or several pieces) and an (empty) bottle of Jack Dagnulls.

Because pictures of that all over the internet will make my boss super happy.

  • freebird

    My favs for karaoke:

    One night in Bangkok – Murray Head
    Anything ABBA
    Bad Mama Jama – Carl Carlton
    Faith – George Micheal (is it weird for me to like that song as an atheist?)

  • dave cortesi

    Dude. You are taking more personal time — you said! That means, DON’T POST FOUR BLOG ENTRIES BEFORE LUNCH. Eesh.

  • fastlane

    One and only time my wife got me to do karaoke, we did a duet of ‘Paradise by the Dashboard Lights’.

    It was epic.

  • Rikitiki

    …or, if they’ve got the Xmas tunes on their box…sing THIS one:

    (sung to the tune of: “God Rest ye Merry Gentlemen”)

    I’m sorry merry gentlemen, your faith has been mislaid
    It isn’t true that Jesus Christ was born on Christmas day
    The church co-opted solstice to prevent the pagan sway
    CHORUS:
    It’s a crock and it makes me so annoyed
    Really annoyed
    It’s crock and I really get annoyed

    And those four gospel ‘authors’ that you really love to quote
    Historians have figured out they’re not the ones who wrote
    Those contradictory fables based on mirrors and on smoke
    CHORUS

    And Mary had to be virgin ‘cause sex just wouldn’t do
    You still blame Eve for Adam’s fall, your women just get screwed
    They say Jesus loved prostitutes, I wonder what he’d do?
    CHORUS

    Tammuz, Osiris, Mithra, and that’s just to name a few,
    Each died and then they rose again, had virgin mothers too
    Your cobbled-up mythology is really nothing new
    CHORUS

    Believing that your group is saved, means other folks are not
    They’re treated all as second-class, no matter what you’re taught
    You pity them because you think they’re going somewhere hot
    CHORUS

    I’ve heard your preachers spewing out such bigotry and hate
    It seems they only care about a full collection plate
    I hope the sheep all wizen up before it’s much too late
    CHORUS

  • Michaelyn

    That bottle of Jack Daniels better be empty because you finished it.

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  • http://sendmetogradschool.com/ Benjamin “I Crush Everything” Geiger

    How about something from here?

    http://www.jonathancoulton.com/store/karaoke/

  • http://sendmetogradschool.com/ Benjamin “I Crush Everything” Geiger

    PS: I’ve got more of a Sauce Boss physique.


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