Godless NFL Thread

Last week Oakland got crushed by KC.  We couldn’t put a QB on the field and McFadden got hurt the first time he ran.  Now I owe my friend Ashley a picture of me holding a “Chiefs Rule” sign, which will happen as soon as I’m well.  Thank FSM for a bye week for the Raiders.  On top of that, Tim Tebow played like a chump but still managed to eek out a victory over winless Miami.  Yes, Tebow led the game-winning drive, but as one analyst said: you aren’t a hero for putting out the fire you started.

On a good note, who picked the Panthers to upset the Redskins?  Me!  With my call of GT upsetting #5 Clemson yesterday, that moves me up to 3-0 picking upsets this year.  I’m more impressive than any prophet in the whole bible.  I rule.

Sadly, I don’t see a good upset pick this week, so I’m going to go with the Eagles upsetting the Cowboys for two reasons.

1.  Dallas has shown an uncanny ability to beat themselves at times this year, so hopefully I’ll get lucky and they’ll do it again.

2.  Fuck Texas (except for Austin).

Enjoy the thread everybody!

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About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.


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