How To Keep Your Child From Becoming An Atheist


Thanks to Beaux for the image.

About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • Beaux


  • Pierce R. Butler

    Are we confronted by a Cosmic Coincidence, or did some “JT” in this vicinity seed that question on that site?

    • Ben Crockett

      I noticed that too.

    • JT Eberhard

      Honestly, cosmic coincidence. I wish I had thought of it.

  • Ben Crockett

    That is most excellent!

  • Carrie

    Wow!! That was epic!! LOL!!

  • speedwell

    Could this response be by a certain David M who most of us know well from reading comments in SB and FTB? :)

  • H.D. Lynn

    They forgot about the part where the various versions of fundamentalist can then have an arms race to see who is more insane or believes the best or the hardest.

  • B-Lar

    BOOM! ZING! etc…

  • Mr.Kosta

    BOOM ‘EADSHOT! Right between the eyebrows!

  • JoeBuddha

    He missed the part about random capitalization, but otherwise spot on!

  • Drakk

    Can we have a link to the actual yahoo answers page?

  • Scott;_ylt=AggK3aonwL8phmzlqygzJVIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20110901074243AA1beEZ

    Exact same question wording, though seemingly from a different asker … and this great reply is not there.

  • Tara

    Found the link but it appears that since then, the asker selected a different answer as the best

  • superhappyjen