What Separates Us From The Other Animals

Conversation this morning between me and SSA Events Specialist Sarah Moglia.

Me (limping behind Sarah): Endurance sets suck.
Sarah: That’s why I don’t workout. That and laziness.
Me: Yes, but if we ever get mugged at a conference, I will save us.
Sarah: Pepper spray.
Me: Fuck.

This is what separates us from the other animals.

  • Old One-Eye

    You should have pointed out… pepper spray isn’t likely to work on zombies though ;)

    • sithrazer

      Depending on the brand/style, pepper spray is flammable. It would simply be the fuel for zombie flambe. Mmm, char broiled zombie.