What Separates Us From The Other Animals

Conversation this morning between me and SSA Events Specialist Sarah Moglia.

Me (limping behind Sarah): Endurance sets suck.
Sarah: That’s why I don’t workout. That and laziness.
Me: Yes, but if we ever get mugged at a conference, I will save us.
Sarah: Pepper spray.
Me: Fuck.

This is what separates us from the other animals.

About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • Old One-Eye

    You should have pointed out… pepper spray isn’t likely to work on zombies though ;)

    • sithrazer

      Depending on the brand/style, pepper spray is flammable. It would simply be the fuel for zombie flambe. Mmm, char broiled zombie.


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