What Separates Us From The Other Animals

Conversation this morning between me and SSA Events Specialist Sarah Moglia.

Me (limping behind Sarah): Endurance sets suck.
Sarah: That’s why I don’t workout. That and laziness.

Me: Yes, but if we ever get mugged at a conference, I will save us.
Sarah: Pepper spray.
Me: Fuck.

This is what separates us from the other animals.

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