Well, Fuck This Day

My wallet got stolen.  Balls.

I went to cancel my debit card at lunch.  There were no charges that were not legit.  I’m not sure it was because the thieves were slow or because of what I write on the back of my debit card.

For lulz, I would say I hope they try to use it now that it’s canceled, but I use this card all the time and so far this year people have checked my ID a total of sixteen times.  I also had a card stolen about five years ago that said the same thing on the back and the thieves still managed to rack up $300 worth of purchases.  The odds are not good that they’d even be caught if they tried to use it.

If Jesus forgives whoever did this because they’re gullible as well as malicious, he can pucker up and kiss the fattest part of my ass.

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