When Atheist Activists Text

I am a morning person.  Got my dad’s genes on that one.

Me:

*pounces on you*

Me:

Good morning, sweetie!!!!

Me:

R U EXCITE?????

Me:

Early worm gets the bird!!!! C’mon…if you get up now we can see the sunrise TOGETHER!!!

Her:

Omg morning

Me:

*glomp*

Her:

Youre ridiculous

Me:

I get to see you soon!  omgwtfbbqexc1ted!!!

Her:

excited to see you :) Can i go back to sleep?

Me:

It shall be permitted, on the condition that when you wake you tell me how much you love me! (This must be what god feels like…)

Her:

I could just put my phone on silent…. Then itd be more like god

Me:

…I love you.
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