When Atheist Activists Text

I am a morning person.  Got my dad’s genes on that one.

Me:

*pounces on you*

Me:

Good morning, sweetie!!!!

Me:

R U EXCITE?????

Me:

Early worm gets the bird!!!! C’mon…if you get up now we can see the sunrise TOGETHER!!!

Her:

Omg morning

Me:

*glomp*

Her:

Youre ridiculous

Me:

I get to see you soon!  omgwtfbbqexc1ted!!!

Her:

excited to see you :) Can i go back to sleep?

Me:

It shall be permitted, on the condition that when you wake you tell me how much you love me! (This must be what god feels like…)

Her:

I could just put my phone on silent…. Then itd be more like god

Me:

…I love you.

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About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.


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