When Atheist Activists Text

I am a morning person.  Got my dad’s genes on that one.

Me:

*pounces on you*

Me:

Good morning, sweetie!!!!

Me:

R U EXCITE?????

Me:

Early worm gets the bird!!!! C’mon…if you get up now we can see the sunrise TOGETHER!!!

Her:

Omg morning

Me:

*glomp*

Her:

Youre ridiculous

Me:

I get to see you soon!  omgwtfbbqexc1ted!!!

Her:

excited to see you :) Can i go back to sleep?

Me:

It shall be permitted, on the condition that when you wake you tell me how much you love me! (This must be what god feels like…)

Her:

I could just put my phone on silent…. Then itd be more like god

Me:

…I love you.
About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • http://polymathicintentions.blogspot.com Amber C-F

    Gay.

    • Kevin

      A term I assume you are trying to use in the pejorative?

      Even if you are using “Gay” in jest, and you know JT well enough that he were to know that you were using it in jest, others on this public forum will not and hence that’s not acceptable language.

      “Gay” is not an insult. It is not a term of derision. Do not use it as one.

      If you disagree with what JT has posted (and frog knows how, with a post like this) then present an argument.

  • http://criticallyskeptic-dckitty.blogspot.com Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort

    Ehee… So cute :3

  • Peggy

    Adorable! Young love…(sigh)

  • Kate from Iowa

    You have sooooooo got a death wish! LOL!

  • kaorunegisa

    So, what’s it like to flirt so closely with death? Do you suppose this is what we’re supposed to believe David Blaine feels? Is it anything like these: http://www.cracked.com/article_18803_6-death-defying-stunts-that-are-secretly-easy-to-do.html ?

  • julian

    Christ! The sun wasn’t even up?!

    Good thing she isn’t stabitty in the morning.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001593680379 lloydcasteel

    Can anyone help me with an arguement I am having? Does anyone know when they changed the pledge of allegiance to include “under god”. When I was a kid we never said that and we recited the pledge everyday. But now they try to push that pledge down everyones throat. Am I right or was it just that my school did not say “under god”

    • julian

      I wanna say 1954 and wikipedia seems to agree. Pretty sure it was in response to the perceived Godlessness of Soviet Russia.

    • kaorunegisa

      June 14, 1954. Keep in mind that while an opposition to communism was a part of it, there was a distinct religious struggle component to the decision, as well as a really misguided exceptionalism. Eisenhower had been converted to be a Presbyterian about a year before, and there’s no believer that makes poor decisions better than a new believer. The argument was that without “under God”, the pledge could have been the pledge of any country and this would set America aside as unique. Of course, the idea that “liberty and justice for all” was a pretty uniquely American concept seems to have been lost on them.

      It wasn’t long before “In God We Trust” was added to the money and replaced “E Pluibus Unum” as the national motto (the latter was unofficial, then they made the former official), muddying the waters in such a way that rational people everywhere now need to fight superstitious wackadoodles who are convinced that God created George Washington who was empowered to bring Jesus to everyone whether they want it or not.

  • Alix

    Fuuuuuuuuuuu– stop being cute, I hate/love it. Evil/Sweet JT. *pet/punch*

  • Daniel Schealler

    *gets into the office*

    *blinks*

    *rubs face*

    *sits down at desk*

    *remembers to boot up computer*

    *logs in*

    *checks google reader*

    *sees this piece*

    *sneers*

    I loathe morning people.

    *stands up in disgust*

    *staggers off to make coffee*

    • http://nathandst.blogspot.com NathanDST

      Agree.

      Still adorable though.

      Evil, but adorable.

  • eNeMeE

    I would murder you so much.

  • http://johnnykaje.wordpress.com Johnnykaje

    I just cuted in my pants. :-/

  • fastlane

    Reason #19385739 to not let loved ones sleep with sharp pointy objects within easy reach.

    JT, my wife and I just celebrated 20 years together, and 1) we still love each other and are sickly cute (just ask our friends….) and 2) we still celebrate every month. =)


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