So, the other day I posted some praise from high school activist Damon Fowler. In the comments Rory said…
Maybe we need a JT meme akin to the Chuck Norris facts. “JT punched Jesus and killed God” isn’t a bad start.
JT punched Jesus once, and it took him a whole month to rise again.
Jesus hasn’t had a second coming yet because he knows JT is waiting for him.
Well this went and exploded onto twitter in the form of a #jtmeme hash tag. There were a gajillion of them. Thanks everybody so much. I laughed all day and was very flattered.
Here are some of the funnier ones.
@Rlrader: God was made with an @jteberhard hole in his heart. #jtmeme
@tynk_: @jteberhard convinced #god that it does not exist and Schrodinger’s cat that it does. #jtmeme
Rory: Jesus didn’t carry a cross because the Romans told him to. Jesus carried a cross because JT told him to get that shit out of the public square.
@drew_whalen: When life gives @jteberhard lemons, he crushes them in his mighty fist. Behold, they are now lemon diamonds. #jtmeme
@marelacrim: Jesus promised an eternal life. Allah promised 72 virgins. @jteberhard promised to kill all the zombies. Do you see any zombies? #jtmeme
@LP__: Once @jteberhard created an online poll with the question: “Will this poll get pharyngulated?”. @pzmyers is still thinking about it. #jtmeme
@markdemonbreun: Jack Bauer tells JT who he’s working for. #jtmeme
@khoops66: He once had his leg waxed and head shaved just to prove a point. #jtmeme @jteberhard
@uberpest: Muhammed is afraid to draw pictures of @jteberhard #JTmeme
@VeritasKnight: A tornado going through a scrapheap can’t assemble a 747 but @jteberhard can! #jtmeme
@nataliereed84: Blaise Pascal lost his shirt wagering against @jteberhard #jtmeme
@leftinnebraska: A street was named after @jteberhard but had to be changed when it was discovered that no one crossed @jteberhard St. and lived #jtmeme
@Crommunist: @jteberhard can drink the table under the table. #jtmeme
@Victoriaed90: @jteberhard Jesus rose from the dead on the 3rd day but JT prevented the zombie apocalypse on the 4th. #JTmeme
@jubydoo: #jtmeme needed to be kicked up a notch. http://t.co/G0FeLGZg @jteberhard
@Mark_Bell: Chuck Norris wears @jteberhard pajamas, and @jteberhard wears @jessicaahlquist pajamas #jtmeme
@Damon_K_Fowler: @jteberhard once debated a theist so hard, they dropped down a step on the evolutionary ladder. #jtmeme
@uberpest: When Smokey says, “only you can prevent wildfires,” the “you” is @jteberhard #JTmeme
This one produced a response from Smokey himself: @smokey_bear: It’s all of us. RT @jteberhard: RT @uberpest: When Smokey says, “only you can prevent wildfires,” the “you” is @jteberhard #JTmeme
@everydayatheist: God split into three persons in hopes it would be a fair fight with @jteberhard. #jtmeme
@Ziztur: @jteberhard hands Christians their asses so much that half of all churches are standing room only. #hardtositwithassinhands #jtmeme
@morphomel: @jteberhard turns water into jack daniel’s for @epicmealtime #jtmeme
@daylightatheism: @jteberhard makes the baby Jesus cry. Always. #jtmeme
@uberpest: @jteberhard gives Red Bull wings. #JTmeme
@jteberhard: They tried to make a @jteberhard brand toilet paper, but went out of business because it wouldn’t take shit off anybody. #jtmeme
@Crommunist: if Schroediner put JT in a sealed box , Schroedinger would be the one whose life is in a state of quantum uncertainty #jtmeme
@jteberhard: Quantum JT walks into the Thunderdome. Two JTs walk out. #jtmeme
@pzmyers: And yet, JT still wishes he were as cool as PZ. @jteberhard #jtmeme
@reunionking: Meat Loaf would do anything for @jteberhard. Even that thing he wouldn’t do for love. #jtmeme
@wantrocketfist: @jteberhard ‘s Domo hat is worn for the sole purpose of giving theocrats something to look at that scares them less.#jtmeme
@RhubarbTheBear: @jteberhard carb-loads with the FSM before each workout. #jtmeme
@HighDudgeonAZ: Under the withering stare of @jteberhard, prayer banners in public schools change to “I’m Sorry” before spontaneously combusting. #jtmeme
@SpaceGhoti: @jteberhard is the First Cause. #jtmeme
@aPandaStudio: .@jteberhard IS the Dragonborn. #JTmeme
@YimYinger: .@jteberhard turned the wine back into water. #jtmeme
@SpiderJerome: .@jteberhard once rebutted a fundamentalist so hard that they reexamined their cherished beliefs #jtmeme
A while back somebody tried to do something similar. Here are some of my favs from that attempt.