Best Of #jtmeme

So, the other day I posted some praise from high school activist Damon Fowler.  In the comments Rory said…

Maybe we need a JT meme akin to the Chuck Norris facts. “JT punched Jesus and killed God” isn’t a bad start.

Cheerfullu submitted:

JT punched Jesus once, and it took him a whole month to rise again.

Jesus hasn’t had a second coming yet because he knows JT is waiting for him.

Well this went and exploded onto twitter in the form of a #jtmeme hash tag.  There were a gajillion of them.  Thanks everybody so much.  I laughed all day and was very flattered.

Here are some of the funnier ones.

@Rlrader: God was made with an @jteberhard hole in his heart. #jtmeme

@tynk_: @jteberhard convinced #god that it does not exist and Schrodinger’s cat that it does. #jtmeme

Rory: Jesus didn’t carry a cross because the Romans told him to. Jesus carried a cross because JT told him to get that shit out of the public square.

@drew_whalen: When life gives @jteberhard lemons, he crushes them in his mighty fist. Behold, they are now lemon diamonds. #jtmeme

@marelacrim: Jesus promised an eternal life. Allah promised 72 virgins. @jteberhard promised to kill all the zombies. Do you see any zombies? #jtmeme

@LP__: Once @jteberhard created an online poll with the question: “Will this poll get pharyngulated?”. @pzmyers is still thinking about it. #jtmeme

@markdemonbreun: Jack Bauer tells JT who he’s working for. #jtmeme

@khoops66: He once had his leg waxed and head shaved just to prove a point. #jtmeme @jteberhard

@uberpest: Muhammed is afraid to draw pictures of @jteberhard #JTmeme

@VeritasKnight: A tornado going through a scrapheap can’t assemble a 747 but @jteberhard can! #jtmeme

@nataliereed84: Blaise Pascal lost his shirt wagering against @jteberhard #jtmeme

@leftinnebraska: A street was named after @jteberhard but had to be changed when it was discovered that no one crossed @jteberhard St. and lived #jtmeme

@Crommunist: @jteberhard can drink the table under the table. #jtmeme

@Victoriaed90: @jteberhard Jesus rose from the dead on the 3rd day but JT prevented the zombie apocalypse on the 4th. #JTmeme

@jubydoo: #jtmeme needed to be kicked up a notch. http://t.co/G0FeLGZg @jteberhard

@Mark_Bell: Chuck Norris wears @jteberhard pajamas, and @jteberhard wears @jessicaahlquist pajamas #jtmeme

@Damon_K_Fowler: @jteberhard once debated a theist so hard, they dropped down a step on the evolutionary ladder. #jtmeme

@uberpest: When Smokey says, “only you can prevent wildfires,” the “you” is @jteberhard #JTmeme

This one produced a response from Smokey himself: @smokey_bear: It’s all of us. RT @jteberhard: RT @uberpest: When Smokey says, “only you can prevent wildfires,” the “you” is @jteberhard #JTmeme

@everydayatheist: God split into three persons in hopes it would be a fair fight with @jteberhard. #jtmeme

@Ziztur: @jteberhard hands Christians their asses so much that half of all churches are standing room only. #hardtositwithassinhands #jtmeme

@morphomel: @jteberhard turns water into jack daniel’s for @epicmealtime #jtmeme

@daylightatheism: @jteberhard makes the baby Jesus cry. Always. #jtmeme

@uberpest: @jteberhard gives Red Bull wings. #JTmeme

@jteberhard: They tried to make a @jteberhard brand toilet paper, but went out of business because it wouldn’t take shit off anybody. :P #jtmeme

@Crommunist: if Schroediner put JT in a sealed box , Schroedinger would be the one whose life is in a state of quantum uncertainty #jtmeme

@jteberhard: Quantum JT walks into the Thunderdome. Two JTs walk out. #jtmeme

@pzmyers: And yet, JT still wishes he were as cool as PZ. @jteberhard #jtmeme

@reunionking: Meat Loaf would do anything for @jteberhard. Even that thing he wouldn’t do for love. #jtmeme

@wantrocketfist: @jteberhard ‘s Domo hat is worn for the sole purpose of giving theocrats something to look at that scares them less.#jtmeme

@RhubarbTheBear: @jteberhard carb-loads with the FSM before each workout. #jtmeme

@HighDudgeonAZ: Under the withering stare of @jteberhard, prayer banners in public schools change to “I’m Sorry” before spontaneously combusting. #jtmeme

@SpaceGhoti: @jteberhard is the First Cause. #jtmeme

@aPandaStudio: .@jteberhard IS the Dragonborn. #JTmeme

@YimYinger: .@jteberhard turned the wine back into water. #jtmeme

@SpiderJerome: .@jteberhard once rebutted a fundamentalist so hard that they reexamined their cherished beliefs #jtmeme

A while back somebody tried to do something similar.  Here are some of my favs from that attempt.

About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • Parse

    The only reason they nailed Jesus to a cross is that they couldn’t figure out how to hang him on the ‘J’.

  • Mare Lacrimarum

    I have to admit, that was a lot of fun. :P

  • Pteryxx

    @JT rides TWO baby triceratops statues. *nodnod*

  • http://freethoughtblogs.com/lousycanuck/ Jason Thibeault

    The JT in @jteberhard actually stands for Jason Thibeault. #jtmeme

  • neatospiderplant

    “@HighDudgeonAZ: Under the withering stare of @jteberhard, prayer banners in public schools change to “I’m Sorry” before spontaneously combusting. #jtmeme”

    What? That’s all Jessica Alquist had to do is get JT to stare witheringly at it? Don’t tell her that!

  • RhubarbTheBear

    It’s the gift that keeps giving. I’ll be thinking about new JT memes for months.

  • Art Vandelay

    The Grim Reaper goes to karaoke bars and sings “Don’t Fear the JT Eberhard.”

    That might not even work. I suck at this.

  • skepticallydenpa

    @jteberhard is the reason gods don’t exist #jtmeme

  • Mr.Kosta

    Christians pray to God. God prays to JT.

  • http://freethoughtblogs.com/wwjtd JT Eberhard

    There’s no evidence for god because god’s afraid I’d find him. :P

  • https://twitter.com/#!/Erulora Erulóra Maikalambe

    @VeritasKnight: A tornado going through a scrapheap can’t assemble a 747 but @jteberhard can! #jtmeme

    JT going through a 747 creates a scrapheap. And a tornado.


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