Calling out the Digital Cuttlefish

Cuttlefish poet
I’m at the edge of the sea
Come up and face me

Hark! I challenge you
To epic haiku battle
For internet pride

I’m a haiku beast
A leviathon to your
Rhyming briney shrimp

Opposable thumbs
Good for grasping victory
From cuddly molluscs

You’re tiny and cute
Believers flee when I’m near
I’m ready for you

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