Calling out the Digital Cuttlefish

Cuttlefish poet
I’m at the edge of the sea
Come up and face me

Hark! I challenge you
To epic haiku battle
For internet pride

I’m a haiku beast
A leviathon to your
Rhyming briney shrimp

Opposable thumbs
Good for grasping victory
From cuddly molluscs

You’re tiny and cute
Believers flee when I’m near
I’m ready for you

On our way to a weekend of real American patriotism.
Taking the day off.
The wife is getting ideas.
A year ago today...
About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.


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