Holy Crap, They Did It

Remember that time I asked for a bag of red skittles as a speaking honorarium?

What should I ask for next time?  Be creative.  I’m thinking a bacon pillow on my bed..

  • chigau (同じ)

    Someone touched each and every one of those skittles.
    Next time, how about a bathtub full of grape jello?

  • P Smith

    All the brown M&Ms that Van Halen didn’t want.

    Sock puppets, hand made from wool socks by the event organizers.

  • Parse

    Bacon Turtles: Recipe and photos here.

    Then, for your next honorarium, free bypass surgery.

  • grumpyoldfart

    Sardines and custard.

  • ‘Tis Himself, OM.

    It looks like someone’s been seriously chowing down on that bag o’skittles before the picture was taken.

  • ‘Tis Himself, OM.

    All the brown M&Ms that Van Halen didn’t want.

    Actually the brown M&Ms was to prove a point. There were some serious safety items in Van Helen’s contract and the band wanted to be sure people actually read the contract and complied with the safety issues.

  • Sas

    Are you making the “Sweet Jesus Have Mercy” face? XD

  • Richard

    How do you like your bacon?

  • TheMojoHand
  • fuzzball

    I’d ask for a helper-monkey with a hat, you could name it Mojo and train him to get you even more red skittles.

  • Reginald Selkirk

    RE #10: Be careful what kind of monkey you select; some species are color-blind.

    • fuzzball

      Hmmm, good point. I don’t suppose red skittles *feel* different from the others? :D