Shit Christians Say to Atheists

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  • mrianabrinson

    When they say look around you, I say, “Yeah, I see Evolution, just look at that dog, it has so many similarities to you.” They look at me like I’m weird and just don’t see what I see, of course or are extremely offended that I compare them to an animal, which they are. When I point out that a Bonobo is 98% genetically like them, they ask what a Bonobo is. *rolling eyes* That’s just shows me how much they missed in school their education nor do they get the DNA aspects. Have you ever noticed, that even the dog and cat has a hairless breed, just as the apes do- the hairless breed of ape, is of course humans.

    • mrianabrinson

      No edit button. I just wanted to add, of course, the hairless dog and cat is genetically manipulated by humans.

  • H.D. Lynn

    I want that hat. It’s awesome and makes me think of Adventure Time.

  • Allie

    I used to be a christian, and when I told my mom, she said that you can’t un-become a christian. She says I still am one, and I’ll go to heaven – I’ll just have a smaller crown than her.

    I really, really hope she was joking about the crown.

    •!/VeritasKnight VeritasKnight

      Oooh, maybe you’ll get a tiara!

    • neatospiderplant

      That`s like my mother in law! At Christmas, my father-in-law had suggested that my mother-in-law try to get general winter themed gift bags but nothing too Christmas-y since he wasn`t sure if we really celebrated Christmas or just solstice (Of course we wouldn`t have cared. But its nice that he was making that kind of effort). My mother-in-law said to him “No, they are both Catholic. They were both baptized.”

  • StevoR

    I like the timing of the “Your marriage isn’t real” bit followed by the “That’s offensive” one.

    Also like the animal distractions too!

    The backgorund music has been used a few times I think in the ‘Climate Denial Crock of the Week’ youtube series (Greenman3610 / Peter Sinclair) which made me smile.

    As for the comments themselves, well, what can I say?

  • ildi

    I really, really hope she was joking about the crown.

    Maybe it’s a fuzzy hat with ears?

  • Melanie

    Nice video. Can’t count how many time I’ve heard all of those.

    And I went to the mall today with my sister. Found a kiosk full of furry eared hats. She wouldn’t let me buy one for some odd reason. *pout* Something about living in the Vegas desert means not needing a furry hat. Or not needing something that would make me look weird. I don’t know, I stopped listening after she emphatically said no to the idea. Hmph.

    • Melanie


      I really need to go to bed.

  • Jeff Sherry

    My favorite from years ago: “you were baptised Catholic and you’ll be going to heaven whether like it or not.”

  • stubby

    Great video. That hat is out of control cute. I really hate these two…

    1) If we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys?

    and especially…

    2) I don’t have enough faith to be an atheist.

  • Paul

    The Banana, ha ha, love it. Silly Kirk Cameron.

  • fredbloggs

    I wish Christians would say things like that to me. Sadly, in the UK, they are too scared to, or would think it impolite.

    I have a complete list of riposte’s raring to go, but I never get to use them.

    • Happiestsadist

      You really don’t. I had the shit beaten out of me while hearing plenty of that when I was younger. Witty comebacks are hard when you’re leaving deep dents in the lockers with your face.

  • Cullen

    Someone asked me the marriage one. I said, nope – I had a civil ceremony, where god was never mentioned, then backed it up with a humanist ceremony where again, god was never mentioned.

  • Icaarus

    Okay I would find this video unbearable if not for the furry distractions.

  • stubby
  • carolw

    “You’re still a godly person.”
    That gem was from my mom. Grr! I don’t want to be godly! Don’t compare me to that genocidal maniac!