Atheists and Sunday mornings

This morning I sent my father a section from a blog I’m writing of which I was particularly proud.  He wrote back…

Nice to see you with your nose to the blog grindstone so bright and early on a Sunday morning. Kind of makes me sad, though, that when someone says they will get eternal life you can no longer say that you get to sleep in on Sunday mornings instead!

I responded…

That’s ok.  Premarital sex is good enough for me.

Being an atheist rules!  And besides, once everybody realizes that god doesn’t exist and that wasting time listening preachers is less fun than going to the zoo, I’ll be able to sleep in on Sunday mornings too.

Remember: it’s only premarital if you intend to get married.  😛

 

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