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A friend of a reader posted this saying “nobody is beyond grace.”  He then sent it to me because he suspects you guys can come up with a better caption.

I think he’s right.

WWJTD: we don’t make the pictures you post.  We make the pictures you post better.

 

 

  • ‘Tis Himself, OM

    Look, it all evens out. You guys kill the Jews and then the Russians will roll right over you.

  • mcbender

    JESUS: No, no, Adolph, you have to understand. All I said was that you have to love your enemies; that’s in no way incompatible with your plan. I’m sure you’ll love the work you can make them do in your camps and the lampshades you’ll be able to make from their skin…

    (I know, I’m awful. Is it any better if I say that I’m of Jewish descent?)

  • Gordon

    “So, my belt was right”

    • Forbidden Snowflake

      Excellent!

  • unbound

    Matthew 10:34 – I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword.

  • mcbender

    HITLER (thinking): if I burn the bodies, will that prevent them coming back as zombies?

  • http://www.maybetoometal.com inkhat

    Jesus: You know I’m a Jew right?

  • Lee

    Nazi: so let me get this straight, it doesn’t matter what atrocities I have commited, as long as I continue to accept you as my savior, I get eternal bliss? Meanwhile children who starve to death in India, having never heard of you, suffer eternal torture?

    Jesus: those are the rules.

    Nazi: that’s messed up.

  • adamatkins

    “I don’t care how many people you’ve killed, as long as you accepted me as your personal saviour I’m on your side!”

  • http://mbireality.blogspot.com Robert

    His 13th apostle, Adolf, was his favorite. After all, he did god’s work with great pleasure.

    • http://rant5k.blogspot.com Grikmeer

      This one!

  • Lxndr

    “Is this paving entirely good intentions?”

    • Lxndr

      Or maybe simply “I paved this road entirely with good intentions.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/Eileenmcano eileencano

    Hey, Man, we let Dahmer in, he was screaming about got forgive him when he died. I’m sure you’ll have no problem.

  • http://healthyhumanist.com Healthy Humanist

    Welcome to the US Postal Service. This is your first day of training so we’ll focus on marksmanship.

  • kosk11348

    Jesus: I thought you said the fucking trains were running on time now.

  • stubby

    Your mass graves were impressive, Adolph, but wait until you see my dad make a tsunami!

  • R Johnston

    Piker. Amateur. My dad kills by the billions and tortures trillions of sentient beings throughout the universe for all eternity.

  • Cag

    The path to salvation is more than just giving up your gun and backpack. I’ll need your shirt too.

  • Anteprepro

    One night I had a dream–
    I dreamed I was walking along the road with Jesus
    and across the sky flashed scenes from my life.
    For each scene I noticed two sets of footprints on the road,
    one belonged to me and the other to Jesus.
    When the last scene of my life flashed before me,
    I looked back at the footprints on the road.
    I noticed that many times along the path of my life,
    there was only one set of footprints.
    I also noticed that it happened at the very lowest
    and immoral times in my life.
    Like the invasion of Poland, and the whole gas chambers thing.
    This really bothered me and I questioned the Lord about it.
    “Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you,
    you would walk with me all the way,
    but I have noticed that during the most
    diabolical times in my life
    there is only one set of footprints.
    Almost as if you were decent and would abandon people
    who committed horrible deeds
    while professing to believe in you.
    “I don’t understand why in times when I needed you most to set me on the right path,
    you should leave me.”
    The Lord replied, “My precious, precious child,
    I love you and I would never, never leave you,
    no matter how many evils you committed.
    Especially during your times of inflicting suffering on others. When you saw only one set of footprints,
    it was then that I carried you.
    Because you don’t have to be a good person to win my favor
    you just gotta believe in me.
    And I will help you in your horrific deeds anyway.”
    It was then I awoke,
    praised the Lord and sent more Jews into the ovens.
    Our God is an awesome God.
    –Adolph Hitler

  • passerby

    “Hey, buddy, can we have a talk? You see, there’s this little problem I’ve been having with Jewish Zombies…”

  • dfl42

    Honestly, you were *this* close, but there’s really no getting around those uniforms. Two different types of fabric. Seriously, dude, did you even read the book?

    • Celeste

      I am late to this thread, but I think you win it.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/gardenofboyo FredSamBoyo

    So wait wait wait, how about this? A Nazi and a Jew walk into a bar…

    (fuck i’m terrible)

  • boadinum

    So you lost the war. You’re still a good Catholic! Come with me and we’ll torture souls for all eternity.

  • http://torontoatheist.blog.com Toronto Atheist

    Hey Hitler, think your attempt to exterminate the Jews was impressive? Just wait until I come back and finish the job.

  • Ag

    “This rotating shift nonsense is getting tiresome, Adolph. Enjoy your time off; I’m gonna go run for president of the United States and do that Weimar Republic thing there this time. Excellent job on that, by the way!”

  • Drakk

    Without trying to pen a specific script, I think they’re playing the one-upping game with their kill counts.

  • adamatkins

    “Are you sure this is the right way to go about taking revenge for you? Sometimes I feel there might be a better way…”
    “I’ve never been more sure of it. The Lords work isn’t the easiest path or the nicest.”
    - It’s funny how Jesus gives different people wildly different advice.

  • bbgunn

    “No shit! One day, you get to be Pope.”

  • http://aniasworkinprogress.blogspot.com Ania Bula

    Jesus: “Great, now all we have to do is make sure Atheism gets all the blame”

    • iknklast

      Perfect.

  • http://reasonableconversation.wordpress.com Kaoru Negisa

    “So, Adolph, just wanted to thank you for your part in Dad’s plan. We were really worried nobody would do that kind of stuff any more. I mean, seriously, it’s getting harder and harder to find people willing to help Dad out like this. Which brings me to compensation. The thing is, you’re going to be considered the standard for evil for a long time, but on the flip side every idiot on the internet is going to compare people to you for no apparent reason and, as we both know, there’s no such thing as bad publicity, amirite? So, anyway…”

  • carpenterman

    “Don’t worry, my followers will make sure everyone blames Obama.”

  • Anteprepro

    “Great minds think alike, lol”


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