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  • ungodlynews

    Separation of Church and State makes me want to throw up. But something big, dark and creamy in my mouth, yes please!

  • Anonymous

    Brown, hard and cream-filled, just the way the Senator likes ‘em.

  • Anna D

    “Oh, Barack…!”

    • Ned Champlain

      I vote for 3

  • Crimbly

    Beats putting my foot in it.

  • http://freethoughtblogs.com/wwjtd JT Eberhard

    Chocolate? What a snob!

  • http://healthyhumanist.com Healthy Humanist

    Santorum eating Santorum

  • http://twitter.com/cynocephale BDNf

    Santorum: Inception edition.

    • Evan

      He needs to go deeper!

      • https://twitter.com/#!/gardenofboyo FredSamBoyo

        There’s a Santorum in a Santorum within a Santorum?! The mind can’t handle this!

  • deeneely

    As I said on Twitter:

    Open wide, America. I did.

  • http://twitter.com/cynocephale BDNf

    ATM done right: soft and non-frothy.

  • http://freethoughtblogs.com/wwjtd JT Eberhard

    Before you get an abortion in Virginia, Rick…

  • Joven

    Yo dawg, I heard you like Santorum…

  • http://twitter.com/cynocephale BDNf

    The new Rickroll.

  • Joven

    He’s so anti-woman he scared away the 2girls.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/VeritasKnight VeritasKnight

    “If you think this looks inappropriate, you should see what’s in my asshole.”

  • Woof

    Man on cone action…

  • Aquaria

    “I actually do like Obama–see?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/chezjay jaycampbell

    I see a Santorum in your future…

  • Moe

    Do you like Cocks, JT?

    • http://freethoughtblogs.com/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      I like mine. :)

  • Allen

    I didn’t know you could make Santorum into ice cream.

    • Anonymous

      Santorum Swirl! Rich dark chocolate ice cream blended with silky ribbons of Astroglide® and nuggets of theofascist political philosophy. Mmmmmmm!

  • Mark
  • brian

    Make mine vanilla, dipped in Santorum.

  • skepticallydenpa

    Santorum demonstrates how he can not only dispense shit from his mouth figuratively, but literally as well.

  • Anteprepro

    Pictured above: Rick Santorum, in the middle of performing a secret Republican seduction ritual. Once his jaw is fully unhinged at the completion of the ritual, he will devour any rent boys or interns that were foolish enough to be lured in by his performance, leaving behind only scraps of bone and semen stains. A perfect duplicate of the original will be crafted afterwards as a replacement, composed entirely out of santorum, consumed during the course of the ritual. This is how Republican politicians are born.

  • dcortesi

    Y U NO post this to Reddit?

    You could have a zillion upvotes, front page I bet.

  • Eliott

    Do as I say…not as I do do…

  • passerby

    “Lemme Show you pansies how REAL communion is done…”


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