We ate Neil deGrasse Tyson

Christina here…

The other day my friend Sarah had a birthday party, and our friend Ellen brought over this:


Delicious astrophysicist, click to embiggen

See, Ellen was trying to decide what kind of gift to bring Sarah, and having nothing in her house but apparently peanut butter, chocolate and tortillas, drew an edible portrait of Neil deGrasse Tyson.

He was delicious.

Clicky to enlargify


And, what atheist birthday party would be complete without some delicious baby?


photo of baby with spaghetti and meatballs for brains and intestines

Mmm, baby


Astrophysicists and babies taste so delicious. An excellent pairing.

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  • carpenterman

    O.K., the Neil deGrasse Tyson tortilla was cool. But seriously… I could have gone my whole life without seeing the baby doll serving dish. I mean… really… that’s just nasty. I mean, maybe I’m just an up-tight old fart, but…
    No. It’s not me. That’s just wrong.

  • carpenterman

    Funny… but wrong.

  • Randomfactor

    1. List NdGT tortilla on eBay
    2. ???
    3. Profit!!!

    (Haven’t worked out step 2; I get as far as “identify gullible skeptics” and kinda stall out…)

  • Art

    Ahhh … I was waiting for the ceremonies to precipitate out. Eating Neil deGrasse Tyson, in effigy, not converted to actual flesh as with the Catholic host, will become the official sacrament of skeptics and scientists.

  • The Lorax

    OMG! Neil deGrasse Tyson appeared in a tortilla! That means he must be… uh.. a.. cosmologist…?

    Crap, I suck at this religious stuff…

  • ‘Tis Himself, OM

    If you’re going to have a baby for supper then don’t settle for a farmed, battery baby. Spend the extra bucks for an organic, free range baby. You’ll notice the difference.

  • http://www.facebook.com/NdT4Prez NdT4Prez

    Your awesome tortilla made my day.

    And with your permission, the meme on this page: