For Easter I had the opportunity to plant my swampy ass in church and listen to someone who has no better reason to think he knows squat about the will or existence of god than any other believer of any other religion. The other option was to go with Michaelyn to hang out with her brothers and their friends.
I took the option that wasn’t boring/useless as all hell.
And boy, was it ever the right choice! I got to meet Michaelyn’s niece who took an immediate liking to me (she didn’t seem to notice the ceaseless rage).