Michaelyn loves them, but they are evil. They are a scourge upon the face of the planet.
“But they taste so good!”
That’s because they’re full of things that will go straight to your ass. You see, when god was making the world, he decided to make food that’s good for you taste bad and food that’s bad for you taste good. He did this because he hates you.
Thanks to XKCD for this goodness
Just a friendly reminder. Look at eating Cadbury eggs as motivation to exercise a little harder or to really take the day of fertility to heart. 🙂