Dr. House on religion

My favorite House on religion moment is the one from ‘Damned If You Don’t,’ in season 1, where the nun he’s treating wants to give up treatment and trust in the lord. “You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don’t be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to get you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the street, I know you look both ways.”

nun – “sister augustine believes in things that aren’t real”

house – “I thought that job requirement to you people”

(ok it is rude of him to intentionally misunderstand her point but I still found it funny)