I get mail

I get things in the mail.  Usually it’s a Christian pamphlet of some kind or a copy of The Case for Whatthefuckever by Lee Strobel.  One time received a book on how to tie people up.  This was convenient in that it was less boring and more informative than Fifty Shades of Grey and also because that’s what I plan to do to the next person who mails me one of Lee Strobel’s shitty books.

Yesterday I got my new all-time favorite though.

It was a box containing nine extra-large boxes of raisin bran crunch.  Nothing else.  No card.  No anthrax.  Just enough fiber to put me into a delicious coma.  The guitar neck was someone else’s.

I just…what?  Thanks whoever sent this.  :)

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